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The Healers


1970       Margo Sanger

Dr. Darby (EBERHARD ELLIS) and his nurse (MARGO SANGER), disciples of Professor Von Schmerling's (PLAYS HIMSELF) revolutionary sexual system of healing known as Orgasmic Free Flow, have just opened their new offices. Their first patient is the renowned opera singer, Lady Vulva (ULTRAMAX), who is seeking a cure for fainting spells that occur when she hits certain high notes. Dr. Darby immediately sees the problem as sexual and leads her into the therapy room for his personal treatment. It works. The good lady hits her high note and doesn't pass out.

In the meantime, Dr Darby's nurse is busy administering to their second patient, a Mr. Birmingham (RUDI PAGLIACCI) who can't stop crying even when he is having sex. As the nurse brings his therapy to a climax, Birmingham bursts into hysterical laughter. He is cured. Again Orgasmic Free Flow proves to be an unqualified success.

After his performance with Lady Vulva, Dr. Darby decides to take a break. Leaving his office, he sees a girl (ARLANA BLUE) attempting suicide and pulls

her from the river's escapement in the nick of time. When he questions her, she pulls out a slate from her coat and writes that she cannot speak. The doctor is immediately suspicious. Orgasmic block no doubt. He quickly leads the girl back into his office and learns she is a belly dancer. He prevails upon her to demonstrate her dance technique in the nude. As she works herself into her number, the doctor works himself into a diagnostic frenzy and in a blaze of energy commences unblocking therapy. The treatment ends as the girl screams ecstatically: "That was wonderful!" Realizing that she has spoken and is cured, the girl runs excitedly out of the office completely forgetting her clothes.

Darby runs after her never realizing that he, too, is nude until he is stopped in the hallway by four young people, Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice (RICK, BARBARA, JOSH and SUZY). The doctor tries to explain his predicament to no avail. When he tells them his true profession, they challenge his Orgasmic Free Flow theory. Promising to attempt a cure on each of their afflictions, Darby takes them inside their apartment and soon has the couples changing partners, with Bob and Ted exploring each other, and Carol and Alice kissing. Before long the foursome are not only healed but have become true believers, ready to be healed again and again and again.

After giving his nurse a "quickie" healing treatment, Darby is surprised to find Lady Vulva back with a police officer. Her cure was only temporary she rages as she accuses the doctor of quackery. Officer Muldooney (MOISHE PIPPICK) demands to see Darby's license to practice. Not having one, Darby quickly calls his mentor, Prof. Von Schmerling who, at that precise moment, is giving himself a "treatment" with the help of Playboy magazine. He is too busy to talk.

During the brief telephone conversation, Lady Vulva has led Muldooney into the therapy room where she demonstrates what was done to her. Eager to collect evidence Muldooney gets into the spirit of things and soon finds himself and Lady Vulva in a heated healing session which climaxes with Lady Vulva hitting her high note and Muldooney, who had once been a dancer, leaping in the air. He can dance again! Content that Orgasmic Free Flow heals all, the pair exit happily with Lady Vulva ever aware that all she needs to hit those high notes without fainting is daily healing.

Von Schmerling, contrite over his curtness to Darby, calls to apologize and learns of the miraculous cures performed by Darby. Even Von Schmerling is surprised by Darby's success. "Say, listen, maybe you can help me," Von Schmerling begs. "I've had this problem for years..




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CAST

Prof. Von Schmerling .......................... HIMSELF
Dr. Darby .......................... EBERHARD ELLIS
The Nurse .......................... MARGO SANG ER
Mr. Birmingham .......................... RUDI PAGLIACCI
The Belly Dancer .......................... ARLANA BLUE
Officer Muldooney .......................... MOISHE PIPPICK
The Foursome .......................... BARBARA, RICK, SUZY and JOSH
And Featuring ULTRAMAX as Lady Vulva




Written, Directed and shot by .......................... EDUARDO CEMANO
Producer .......................... KENNETH E. SCHWARTZ
Executive Producer .......................... ALVINO BEAUCHARI
Sound .......................... MAGNO SOUND

in Eastman Color
A Karmetic Production
Released by NMD Film Distributing Co.







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